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Boy's Job Appraisal (Penilaian Pekerjaan Anak Laki-Laki) A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers). The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation. Seorang anak kecil masuk ke dalam sebuah toko obat-obatan, menggapai sebuah karton soda dan menariknya kearah telepon. Dia menaiki karton tersebut sehingga dia bisa mencapai tombol-tombol di telepon itu dan mulai menekannya sebanyak tujuh digit (nomor hp). Si pemilik toko mengamati dan mendengar percakapan tersebut. Boy: 'Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? Anak laki-laki: "Nona, bisakah kamu memberiku pekerjaan merapikan halaman rumahmu?" Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): 'I already have someone to cut my lawn.' Wanita: (di sisi lain sambungan telepon): "Aku telah memiliki orang untuk me...

Sam and Tom were identical twins. They were so identical that even their mother found it difficult to distinguish one from the other, at least during their initial days on earth. Sam dan Tom adalah saudara kembar identik. mereka sangat mirip sampai-sampai ibu mereka kesulitan membedakan satu dengan yang lainnya, setidaknya pada awal-awal kelahiran mereka di bumi. However, they were very different from each other when it came to everything other than their appearance. Sam had no friends, while Tom was a great friendship maker. Sam loved sweets, but Tom loved spicy food and detested sweets. Sam was mommy's pet and tom was daddy's pet. while Sam was generous and selfless, Tom was greedy and selfish! Akan tetapi, mereka sangat berbeda satu sama lainnya ketika menyangkut segala hal selain penampilan mereka. Sam tidak mempunyai teman, sementara Tom adalah seorang yang mudah bergaul. Sam suka makanan manis, tapi Tom suka makanan pedas dan membenci makanan manis. Sam adalah anak kesaya...

11 Rabiul Akhir 1441 H A Lion and A Rabbit Seekor Singa dan Seekor Kelinci Once a lion said to all the animals in the forest that if one of them will come to him as his meal for the day, he would not kill anyone else among them. All the animals agreed to this. Suatu ketika seekor singa berkata kepada seluruh binatang di hutan bahwa jika salah seekor dari mereka akan datang padanya sebagai makanannya untuk sehari, dia tidak akan membunuh hewan lain di antara mereka. Semua hewan setuju dengan hal ini. One day, it was a rabbit's turn and it took quite long reaching the lion. The lion asked it the reason for being late. It acted wisely and said, "Sir! I was stopped by another lion, who was claiming to be the king of the jungle and he wants to meet you." Suatu hari, itu adalah giliran kelinci dan dia membutuhkan (waktu) yang cukup lama untuk mencapai sang singa. Singa menanyakan alasan nya datang terlambat. Dia (kelinci) bersikap dengan bijak dan berkata, ...

10 Rabiul Akhir 1441 H Crab And His Mother (Kepiting dan Ibunya) A crab lived with his mother at the bottom of the sea. The mother crab was very very proud of her son, but she was always nagging and nagging at him to do better. One morning she noticed her son scuttling across the sea bed in the sideways motion that crabs have. Seekor kepiting hidup dengan ibunya di dasar laut. Ibu kepiting sangat bangga dangan anaknya, tapi dia selalu menggerutu dan menggerutu pada anaknya  agar melakukan sesuatu dengan lebih baik. Suatu pagi dia memperhatikan anaknya bergegas melewati dasar laut dengan gerakan menyamping yang kepiting (biasa) lakukan. “ I wish you would walk forwards,“  said the mother crab. "Aku harap kamu berjalan ke depan," kata ibu kepiting. “ It would look so much nicer!“ "Itu akan kelihatan jauh lebih baik!" “I will mother, if you will show me how.“ answered the son. "Saya akan melakukannya bu, jika kamu menunjukkanku bagaimana (carany...