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Boy's Job Appraisal (Penilaian Pekerjaan Anak Laki-Laki) A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers). The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation. Seorang anak kecil masuk ke dalam sebuah toko obat-obatan, menggapai sebuah karton soda dan menariknya kearah telepon. Dia menaiki karton tersebut sehingga dia bisa mencapai tombol-tombol di telepon itu dan mulai menekannya sebanyak tujuh digit (nomor hp). Si pemilik toko mengamati dan mendengar percakapan tersebut. Boy: 'Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? Anak laki-laki: "Nona, bisakah kamu memberiku pekerjaan merapikan halaman rumahmu?" Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): 'I already have someone to cut my lawn.' Wanita: (di sisi lain sambungan telepon): "Aku telah memiliki orang untuk me

Sam and Tom were identical twins. They were so identical that even their mother found it difficult to distinguish one from the other, at least during their initial days on earth. Sam dan Tom adalah saudara kembar identik. mereka sangat mirip sampai-sampai ibu mereka kesulitan membedakan satu dengan yang lainnya, setidaknya pada awal-awal kelahiran mereka di bumi. However, they were very different from each other when it came to everything other than their appearance. Sam had no friends, while Tom was a great friendship maker. Sam loved sweets, but Tom loved spicy food and detested sweets. Sam was mommy's pet and tom was daddy's pet. while Sam was generous and selfless, Tom was greedy and selfish! Akan tetapi, mereka sangat berbeda satu sama lainnya ketika menyangkut segala hal selain penampilan mereka. Sam tidak mempunyai teman, sementara Tom adalah seorang yang mudah bergaul. Sam suka makanan manis, tapi Tom suka makanan pedas dan membenci makanan manis. Sam adalah anak kesaya